I think it’s dumb that the NFL took the name “Super Bowl” and made it so not every advertiser can use it. I see all these things that use, “The BIG Game” and I hate it.
NFL, why are you trying to make the world more like a textbook? You remember pictures in textbooks where it’d be a bunch of dorks fucking around with a kickball and they’d all be wearing plain clothes? Do you expect me to believe that none of these kids are wearing anything name brand? Not a soul on that kickball field has a pair of Nikes? Not one of them has a pair of Umbro shorts? Fuck that, fuck McGraw-Hill, and fuck Algebra (shout out JR Smith).
NFL, let people use the brand, you boring-looking dorks. “The Big Game” sounds like something someone would say in a corporate sexual harassment video.
Raiders @ Bengals
Bengals -5.5, O/U 49
Maaaaaaan. I think the Raiders are gonna make this a game, and that bums me out. Wouldn’t it be super cool if the Bengals just fucked around and smooshed everyone they played? I think that’d be super cool.
Unfortunately, the Raiders are in a “fuck it, let’s ball” mode and they’ve won 4 straight and covered twice in a row as dogs. That’s scary to me.
If this game gave us the snow and shit that was in the forecast, then I’m absolutely jumping on the Bengals. Now that snow is gone and I think the Raiders are gonna tear some dicks off.
On the other hand… The Bengals have covered 4 straight games. I mean, they’re clearly the better team… but this is just a game that the Bengals lose.
I gotta do it…
Raiders +5.5. Why not them?
Patriots @ Bills
Bills -4, O/U 44
I liked the Bills in this game the first time when they were 2.5 point favorites.
I liked the Bills in this game the second time when they were 3.5 point favorites.
I like the Bills in this game now as 4 point favorites.
This game comes down to one thing:
Josh Allen’s jersey has a built-in hoodie pocket, Mac Jones’ jersey doesn’t have a built-in hoodie pocket.
Bills -4.